Coming Right Along

I have really enjoyed my time here. No really bad odors, and pleasant viewing all around.
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It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.
"Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today," she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?"
She walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender asked her what she would like to drink.
"Ya know," Helga said, "is is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer."
"Anheuser Busch?" asked the bartender.
Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur wiener?"