Hoo Boy! Do We Ever Have Good News

Raggedy will soon be well. She does NOT have a brain tumor or MS! Yippie!!!!

(Or, as she typed it: "I haeve fantrastic news! All ef the test reseltults are beck. I haeve been waieting aend goingk through test for threas months. MRI's, CattyScanners, Bloodworkeds, thaet spineal tapper, eye doectors and neruo mongsters. I doent haeve a brained tuemer or MS! Does the Haeppy Cat daencing all ovber this mail to yuo!!! Yipppie!!!!!!!!!!")

What she has is a "pseudo-tumor," which causes too much pressure on her headbone. However, the medication she's taking will whup that. So, she says, "Making a long story short, I am okey-dokey." (Or, as she typed it: "Maeking longed stoery shoert I am aokey dokeys. I jest haeve to taeke my meds and thaet willst taeke that excsctra prescure awaey. They haeve incruesed the medruication I em on maeking trypring haerder then eber untilk I ken agudusted to it." We can make fun of her typing because she can't get back at us yet. But, soon....)

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So, a cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies. "I just got this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The woman says, "State-of-the-art watch? What's so special about that?"

The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

Cowboy replies: "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and says, "Well, it must be broken because I AM wearing panties."

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch, and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

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(P.S. This post is by Raggedy's bud, Old Horsetail Snake.)