Thursday Thirteen 19th

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. ~Flash Rosenberg


You’ve had too much coffee when….

1. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

2. Instant coffee takes too long.

3. You help your dog chase its tail.

4. You answer the door before people knock.

5. You can speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.

6. Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.

7. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

8. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

9. You forget to take the wrapper off your candy bars before eating them.

10. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

11. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

12. You’re so jittery that your friends use your hands to blend their margaritas.

13. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

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