Thursday Thirteen (12th)

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet!


Thirteen Things to say when......

You are caught asleep at your desk!

#1 ~ I was looking at the desktop real close for my lost contact lens. I found it and I was trying to pick it up without using my hands.

#2 ~ errr, ummm, I ahh, there was a note inside my eyelids and I was trying to read it, yeah yeah that’s it that’s the ticket.

#3~ War flashbacks…guard duty, guard duty, heavy guard duty!

#4 ~ When I was leaving the blood bank they told me this might happen.

#5 ~ I was just taking a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.

#6 ~ Phew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. (fumes) You probably got here just in time!

#7 ~ I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

#8 ~ I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

#9 ~ I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?

#10 ~ Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!

#11 ~ Oh Wow! See what happens when you come in at five in the morning and the coffee machine is broken?

#12 ~ Somebody put decaf in the wrong pot!

I saved the best for last:

#13 ~ Raise your head and say Amen!

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