Beware of Little Girls!
Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing. ~John F. Kennedy
Little Girl at School
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
Mom and Daughter Conversation
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
Have a wonderful Weekend!
Little Girl at School
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
Mom and Daughter Conversation
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
Have a wonderful Weekend!
posted by Raggedy at January 06, 2007
9 Comments:
those are funny, especially the first one, with the photos of the cranky teacher!
Hi Raggedy One ~~ Great jokes these
ones. Thanks for your visit and I am glad you enjoyed the jokes from last Thursday. I haven't been able to post
since then, so hope you haven't needed
another joke. Hope to be back soon.
Take care Raggedy, Love, Merle.
Thanks for the morning smiles! I'm all for raising teacher's salaries, however, I've already advised my kids to learn plumbing.
My mom always said I'd pay for my childhood pranks when I had kids of my own. Boy was she ever right!
Great jokes. I've seen them before, they always make me smile. Glad you're posting again. :)
Not letting me sign in. This is Monica
Loved the jokes had a giggle about the grey hairs, how true...lol
What great photo's you have of the snow, would love to see snow like that one day.
Apart from the kids trumping the adult logic every time, I vote that teachers learn a second vocation (plumbing); then, no raises needed.
Hooha!
Hi....I'm here from Merle's blog and read your weekend's entry.
I love the one about the white hair on grandma. That's a hoot.
Enjoyed my visit.
Hope your weekend is treating you well.
I LOOOVE the whale story! :) It made me giggle.
xoxoxox
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