Thursday Thirteen (9th)
13 hints that it might be a Bad Day
1. You stroll on over to get the suggestions out of your suggestion box at work and hear it ticking…
2. Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
3. People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.
4. The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never comes out.
5. It takes you three hours to make minute rice.
6. Your wife says: "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
7. You realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
8. The Gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money when she sees your future.
9. You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold
10. You discover that your 12-year-old's idea of humor is putting crazy glue in your Preparation H.
11. Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months overdue.
12. You realize that the phone number on the bathroom wall of the bar is yours.
13. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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124 Comments:
Yup, those are good hints. Great pic too!
Thanks for stopping by my TT!
#10......Eeeeewww!
That was great! I needed those laughs this week!
Yup, I would be alarmed if any one of those things happened to me.
Great list! Very funny.
LOL, LOL....That is a Bad Bad Day!
Absolutely--- Hillarious! The top part of the list makes me think that you are aggrevated with your husband.
I hope the shark doesn't get the poor man on the ladder. Please tell me what happens as I have my eyes closed.
I hope this isn't the start of a bad day for you, me and other TT-ers! ;-)
Oh my that's too funny. I love the pic too. :)
I think #13 was my favorite!
Happy TT!
love the list - needed a laugh. thx for visiting last week.
LOL...Great list
my list is up
haha, that was too funny..
i should indeed be getting sympathy cards on my annivasry:)
Funny list! Sounds like a bad day alright!!
don't think i would ever want to start a day like any of those.
my tt is up.
LMAO! Oh my gosh! I couldn't name a one that was funnier than the other, they all made me laugh outloud. Thanks!
ROFL That was too funny! People in the hotel I work at probably think I'm a goofy noodle for laughing so hard hehehehe
OMG these are hilarious! You should be a professional comedian.
Ah, man. I know that vulture.
That picture took me for a minute!
Great List! Thanks for stopping by!
You're list is wonderful, you really brightened up my day with this, thanks!
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Funny stuff. Some of that has happened to me.
or, you know it's a bad day if it's a Monday. :)
LOL!!! That's so funny!!!
LBC
Hah! These are cute. Number 13 reminded me of This Post on Jennifer Crusie's blog.
Ok I won't complain about having a bad day!
My T13 is up too.
Very cute!
My Thursday Thirteen is up!
Happy Thursday!
Thanks for making me laugh!
Ha!
Great 13!
Happy Thursday!
LOL! those are great. I needed that this morning!
I sure hope that list isn't prophetic today... ;)
LOL!!! THanks for the laughs! Happy TT!
Oh how I needed that this morning.
Vultures.... heh!
Thanks for stopping by my TT.
Love it... I needed a good laugh this morning!
Ha ha ha!
Those are too funny! Great TT! Thanks for the smile!
Very funny! Great list!
Uh, yeah ... hairspray under the arms can be ugly, too!
Good list, Raggedy! Thanks for the laughs!
Holy Crap. LMAO
Ha ha ha... I'm sorry though!! Of course, my day might not be perfect either, I just discovered that my son woke up and covered his walls with the contents of his diaper..... back to scrubbing....
Hilarius!
Loved the shark picture.
Great list.
How about "Your wife wipes brake fluid from her hands and asks where your life insurance policies are."
Thanks for stopping by my T13.
These are hilarious! Thanks for the laughs, I really needed them today :)
Have a wonderful day, my T13 is up also...
Yep, it might be a bad day!
I played...
#10, sounds like something my devious daughter would do, she's 18. We never have a dull moment in our house.
Great list, Happy Thursday!
You're one of the funniest bloggers on this TT thing. #2 cracked me up.
Oh my word!
LOL....funny! Hey, I like that code you have in the post about entering in the URL and name. How'd you do that? Is it on the TT site?
I needed the laugh cause my day started off "bad" but it's getting better. Thanks!
Those were so funny, makes me feel like my day is going pretty good, someone always has it worse ;-)
*HUGGLES*
Great list. Add - You call 911, and they hang up after getting your address. Happened to my daughter's friend's mother - she called 911, and they hung up, after she told them she thought her husband was dead. They sent a coroner, without finding out anything else!
Thanks for stopping by.
LMAO!
Happy Thursday!
Funny list! Some of those things sounds like something that could happen around here!
LOL .. #5. That is SO me. I HATE cooking! Grr.
Thanks for the laughs!
These are great-thanks!
That was awesome!
Awesome!
Thanks for stopping by :D
Kind of a "here's your sign" list, those were fun!!
Happy Thursday, thanks for joining in!!
I have to say that this is the only post that had me ROLLING!!!
Thanks for the laughs. I gotta go get tissue now to wipe my eyes.
Catherine
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http://angelfoodcakeisntacandle.blogspot.com
ROFL, loved it! thanks for a wonderful, funny list. Happy TT!
Raggedy,
Those are good tips to know. We'll have to start looking twice.....
tomorrow.
Ok, I have not laughed that hard in a long while! This was great. Especially the minute rice. I think that has happened to me before! Have a great T13
Ha - if someone did #3 to me I'd have to smack 'em.
having a rough day?
Thanks for visiting :-)
LOL... those are pretty good!!!
hahaha amazingly enough, something similar to #7 happened to me a few weeks ago
and yes, it WAS a bad day :(
Funny! Thanks for the laughs. Great list.
Hmm, my day doesn't seem so bad after all. :)
Thanks for stopping by my T-13 last week. Sorry for taking a week to return!
#4 is just hilarious. If I'm not the house owner...
#7 seems like something I actually could do in the mornings.... *lol*
Will look out for all those things... Great laugh.
always funny each time I see it.
yup..great hints..thats its a stay in bed kinda day...I lvoe the gypsy one!..happy t13!
Very funny! And where did that picture come from!
Thanks for stopping by.
Great list...it's nice to know that my day could have been worse! Thanks for stopping by my TT!
You bet it will be a bad day for me too if it happens to me.
Thanks for passing by.
ROFL Yeah, I needed that!
Very funny!
Thanks for stopping by my TT too!
hahahha I liked the horn/hells angels one best!
Thanks for stopping by!
What minute rice doensn't take 3 hours?
I think I got one of those there sympathy cards once. Fun 13!
Those were hysterical. Did you ever find the bug guy? #11 is great, well maybe not for some people, but I got a kick out of it. What's wrong with #12, I've had that happen tons of times, it's kind of fun actually.
GREAT list!!
Thanks for stopping by!
yep, those would definitely make for a bad day!
You realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
This made me remember the time when the human pet brushed her teeth with facial cleanser instead of toothpaste by accident. Talk about entertainment! She was dancing for a good ten minutes! I loved it!
Happy Thursday!
That was some funny thirteens!
By the way, congratulations on Making FTS's BLog of the Week!
Funny! Did you make them up? I answered your question about the F challenge at my place.
Prep-H in super glue?
Haha, yep sounds like bad days alright.
that was so fun! your list gave me a good day instead of a bad one.
thanks for visiting!
What a great list. They had me cracking up and praying that not one of them will ever happen to me! Happy TT!
Ha ha ha! Those were funny!!
I can tell it's going to be a bad day when...
my computer freezes *three times* while setting my hair, ironing my work clothes and trying to read the many TT's.
Yup...that's how my day began.
Thanks for stopping by PPP of View.
Great list!
I keep looking at that picture to see if it was photoshopped. ;o)
What a kewl list. Oh yeah, definitely ALL signs of a bad day dawning, lol. Thanks for coming by mine. Happy belated TT!
Girl! Those are hilarious!!! The picture of the shark and helicopter alone is good stuff.
Thanks for visiting my TT!
Any one of those things happens and I'm staying in bed that day! Funny list. :)
Thanks for stopping by to check my list out. :)
TOO FUNNY! I needed that first thing this morning ... maybe it will help my day go a little better than yesterday!! Though Pricess did just spill her cereal milk all down the front of her and she is crying that she is ALL wet.
TGIF!!!
Thanks for visiting and commenting on AnIowaMom.
HAHAHA those are funny!!!
Oh yeah, just one of those days. Thanks for dropping by. Cheers.
Very comical...luv the pic.
THanks for stoppin by.
SB
Woo woo, 100 comments, that was going to be my goal this week, but it got too busy with a daughter leaving for college. Thanks for visiting my T13, lgp
Ha, I love those!! I think my fav was #3 since my anniversary is next week.
Wow, I'm like the one hundredth and something commenter! That was great! Needed a laugh this morning!! :)
I once put on my friend's conditioner (which was in the shape of a deodorant) instead of underarm deodorant. We all had a big laugh.
Yes, I would say those were some pretty serious signs...
That is a great Thursday 13...hilarious!
Very funny list!
Thank you for the laugh! I needed that one!!
those are great!! love the list. thanks for stopping by my blog
Thanks for the laugh this morning! Great list!
lol Your list totally cracked me up and made me laugh! Laughing for me is like medicine, so thanks for giving me a much needed 'pill'. Thanks too for visiting my TT!
Raggedy! HOW do you get 114 comment? I gotta get some of what you're smokin!
Hehe!! Love the list!! I needed the laugh!!
Thanks for stopping by yesterday.
OH, that is so funny! Thanks for coming by my blog. : )
:) Enjoyed reading yours - thanks for coming by to check out my very first TT. :)
OMG! Too funny! Great list!
Thank you for stopping by!
Word Press wasn't that bad after I started looking at everything and reading. It's a great move!
No wonder 13 is an unlucky NUMBER! ~ jb///
Great list. I got a laugh and a couple of, "Wait a minute, that's happened to me..."
well, duh - do I have to be able to read?
Don't blog and talk on the phone with the tv on ... i thought I was clicking in to sign up. OR I would have just put a shorter name.
and I haven't done this yet ... just love it and am starting next week.
criminey, if you don't eject me for stupidity.
Dear Raggedy ~~Wow - All these comments !!! It is a great list and I hope it was your imagination and not your life. Thank you for your comments. Glad you enjoy. Hugs, Merle.
Good laugh
Hope my doesnt start out like that .
keep smiling
a hahaha!
Lol. Great list.
wow! I don't think I have seen a post anywhere with this many comments! I love reading the Thursday Thirteen on several favs...yours, Karen's. But I can't do it...I'm not creative enough to come up with what you two do! Love reading them, though! Have a great weekend!
LMAO!!!!
But you know I would be more Peeved if my wife said good morning Betty even worse.
Wait, I am married.......
Very nice site! »
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