The Blonde and the Pink Curtains
It is great to be a blond. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. Pamela AndersonA blond enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains".
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman then asks what size curtain she needs.
The blond promptly replies, "Fifteen inches".
"Fifteen inches????" asked the salesman.
"That sounds very small - what room are they for?"
The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need curtains!
"The blond says, "Helllloooooooooo. I've got Windooooooows!"
"Well, quite frankly, I think passenger side airbags would be a waste of money in this case."
posted by Raggedy at August 22, 2006
10 Comments:
Raggedy, my friend...a blonde joke? LOL. Okay, here's some "revenge" time:
1. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So brunettes can understand them.
2. What does a brunette miss about a great party?
A. The invitation.
Hope they made you smile> Have a great day.
Baarummbum! Cute. ;)
Now I have read that one and have it my collection of joke so I though I would lweave you a couple.
1.
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She
left
a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a
mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he
knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my
bathtub up with milk and
take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The Blonde replied...........
"No, just up to my tits. I can splash it in my eyes."
2.
An attractive blonde woman from New York was driving through a remote
part
of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback
came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.
The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian
would
let out a
"Y-e-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding
hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service
station,
yelled one final
"Y-e-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service
station attendant.
"Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around
his
waist, and held onto
the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off," the woman answered.
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't USE saddles".
Have a nice day
Bonde and the Pink Curtains? Is that James Bonde or Pamela??? Joking...those were funny
ok, i am blonde who covers it with bruntette.
i must say that one with the curtaons was way too funny..
good one.
Love the curtain joke!
You are always funny and cute, Raggedy! Aren't you a blonde, though?
I loved your post regarding Mark's birthday, too!
Love the smile you brought to my face my friend. Thanks- Hope you have had a special day and tomorrow will be another one.
hehe...these jokes just never get old do they?
LOL...I see the blonde jokes are still viable ;)
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