Thursday Thirteen (3rd)

Thirteen Fun Things to do at your Psychiatrist or Psychologist Sessions

1. Ask to borrow his comb then comb your tongue.

2. Bring pots and pans. Bang them together when he asks a question you don't like.

3. After everything he says, say, "And how does that make you feel?"

4. Point at random things and say, "Where did you get that?"

5. Complain that his chair looks more comfortable.

6. Scream every word.

7. Put your shoes on the wrong feet.

8. Try to talk him into sitting on the floor.

9. Eat his books.

10. Talk really slowly.

11. When he offers you coffee, ask him to spill it on your lap.

12. Tell him you think his secretary is really a man.

13. Offer him an imaginary biscuit.



The Bonus fun things:

Kill spiders on the wall with your fist. Eat what sticks to your hand and leave the rest sticking to the wall. Draw a circle around it to make sure everyone sees it.

Try to seduce him with chocolate donuts.