Thursday Thirteen (2nd)

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?



Thirteen Really Fun Things To Do When You Go Shopping

1. Get boxes of condoms, randomly put them in people's carts when they're not looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the restroom.

4. Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.

5. Challenge other customers to a duel with tubes of gift wrap.

6. Put M & M's on layaway.

7. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I.Joes and X-Men.

8. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. Switch signs on the men and women's bathrooms.

10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".

11. In the auto department practice your "Madonna" look using different size funnels.

12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say: "PICK ME!! PICK ME!!!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

I don’t want to tempt fate with the number 13 so I am adding a bonus one. My original list was 26 things... tee hee

Go into the fitting room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!!