Bra,Bra,Bra

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out. ~Dolly Parton

I have received mail on the bra subject from a great number of people. I have compiled them together for this post.


David walked into the ladies department of Macy's. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
The woman asked, "What type of bra?"
David replied, "Type? There's more than one type?"
"Look around,” said the saleslady. David saw a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all this variety, there are only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, David asked about the types.
The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? "
Now David is totally befuddled and asks what the differences between them are.
The Saleslady responded, “It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. "


What do you call a Stone Age Bra?
Over Shoulder Boulder Holder




Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A) Almost Boobs...
(B) Barely there
(C) Can't Complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double dang!
(E) Enormous! ! !
(F) Fake.
(G) Get a Reduction.
(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!


A man goes to buy his wife a bra. He found the one he wanted and pointed it out to the saleslady. “What size would you like that in?" asks the salesperson.
"6-7/8", replied the man.
"6-7/8? What kind of a size is that?” asks the salesperson.
The man replied, "Well, I measured her with a hat"


From across the pond I was informed I forgot the German Bra.
I asked her what kind it was and she replied,”Holtzemfromfloppen”